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The Crazy Store - Constantia Kloof entertainment in Constantia Kloof, GP
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View of The Crazy Store - Constantia Kloof in Constantia Kloof, GP
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The Crazy Store - Constantia Kloof

$$Entertainment
🕑 45 minutes to 1 hour👶 Best for ages 2-12. Toddlers enjoy exploring the toy aisles and selecting small treasures, while older kids love browsing craft supplies, puzzles, and games. Teenagers may also enjoy the quirky gift items and DIY craft materials.

About

The Crazy Store in Constantia Kloof is a treasure trove of affordable toys, crafts, games, and party supplies that will delight kids and help parents stretch their travel budget. This colorful variety store offers a fun browsing experience where children can discover unique South African toys and activity items not found back home, making it perfect for rainy day entertainment or stocking up on travel games.

Highlights

  • Wide selection of affordable toys and games unique to South Africa
  • Extensive craft and activity supplies perfect for keeping kids entertained while traveling
  • Party supplies and decorations at budget-friendly prices
  • Seasonal items and holiday-themed goods
  • Pocket-money priced treats and small toys ideal as souvenirs

Pro Tips

  1. 1.Bring South African Rand in cash as some variety stores may not accept international credit cards or have minimum card purchase amounts.
  2. 2.Visit on weekday mornings to avoid crowds and have more space for kids to browse comfortably.
  3. 3.Let each child choose one small item as a souvenir or travel activity to keep them entertained during your South African adventure.
  4. 4.Stock up on affordable craft supplies here if you have long car journeys planned or need activities for downtime at your accommodation.
  5. 5.The store is located in a shopping center, so combine your visit with other errands or meals to make the most of your time.

Best Time to Visit

Weekday mornings between 9am and 11am offer the quietest shopping experience with fully stocked shelves. Avoid Saturday afternoons when local families do their weekly shopping and the store gets very busy.

What to Know

Prices are very reasonable (most items range from R10-R100), and the store is located within Constantia Kloof Shopping Centre with ample parking. No food is sold inside, but the shopping center has various dining options nearby.

Seasonal Notes

The store operates year-round with special displays during South African holidays like Heritage Day (September) and Christmas (December). Stock up on outdoor toys and games during summer months (November to February) for beach and pool activities.

Nearby Eats

The Constantia Kloof Shopping Centre has several family-friendly options including Wimpy (a South African family restaurant chain) and various coffee shops with kid-friendly menus. Spur Steak Ranches locations nearby offer excellent child-friendly dining with play areas.

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