Noah's Ark Waterpark

Noah's Ark reigns as America's largest waterpark, sprawling across 51 acres with over 50 water slides, wave pools, and aquatic attractions that cater to every age and thrill level. From gentle kiddie pools and lazy rivers perfect for toddlers to heart-pounding slides like the Scorpion's Tail for brave teens, this Wisconsin Dells landmark offers a full day of splash-filled family fun under the sun.

• ✓Black Anaconda,the world's longest water coaster at nearly a quarter-mile long
• ✓Tadpole Bay and Wahoo Wave,dedicated areas with shallow water and pint-sized slides perfect for little ones
• ✓Time Warp,a massive four-person funnel slide that's thrilling for families who want to ride together
• ✓Dark Voyage,an enclosed raft ride through complete darkness that's exciting but not too scary for kids
• ✓The Point Break wave pool with actual surfing simulators for aspiring wave riders

1. 1.Arrive right at opening (typically 10am) to claim lounge chairs near the kiddie areas and beat the crowds to popular slides
2. 2.Rent a cabana or locker early in the day,they sell out quickly on peak summer days and provide a home base for your family
3. 3.Bring reef-safe sunscreen and plan to reapply every 90 minutes; the Wisconsin sun is stronger than you think and you'll be in and out of water constantly
4. 4.Pack water shoes for the whole family as the pavement gets scorching hot by midday, and they're required on some attractions
5. 5.Download the park map beforehand and plan your route by age group,the park is massive and strategic planning prevents exhausted meltdowns

Visit on weekday mornings in early June or late August for the shortest lines and most comfortable temperatures. Mid-summer weekends are the busiest, while overcast days (checking the forecast for temperatures still above 75°F) often mean smaller crowds without sacrificing the fun.

Admission runs around $50-60 per person with season passes and multi-day tickets offering better value for waterpark enthusiasts. Free parking is available on-site, and while outside food isn't permitted, the park has numerous dining options ranging from pizza to healthy snacks, though bringing refillable water bottles is recommended.

Open daily from late May through early September, with operating hours extending longest during July and August. The park is weather-dependent and may close during thunderstorms. Opening and closing weeks of the season offer discounted tickets but some attractions may not be operational yet.

Moosejaw Pizza & Dells Brewing Company (1.5 miles away) offers kid-friendly pizza and pasta in a casual atmosphere, while Cheese Factory Restaurant serves up Wisconsin comfort food including mac and cheese that kids devour after a long day in the water.