Abita Mystery House / UCM Museum

The Abita Mystery House is a wonderfully weird roadside attraction that transforms ordinary objects into extraordinary art installations. This quirky museum features a fascinating collection of oddities, whimsical inventions, and folk art creations that spark curiosity and imagination in visitors of all ages,think miniature animated displays, bottle houses, and bizarre contraptions that will have your kids asking 'how did they make that?'

• ✓The miniature animated town displays with intricate moving parts that mesmerize kids
• ✓The famous 'House of Shards' and other bottle houses made from recycled materials
• ✓Bizarre inventions and contraptions including the 'Bassigator' (half bass, half alligator)
• ✓Interactive mystery house section with optical illusions and gravity-defying rooms
• ✓Eclectic collection of vintage toys, signs, and Louisiana folk art throughout the property

1. 1.Bring cash for admission and the quirky gift shop,it's cash-only and prices are very reasonable (typically under $5 per person)
2. 2.Allow kids to explore at their own pace; there's no set path, so let them discover the oddities that catch their eye
3. 3.Don't miss the outdoor exhibits and the famous 'House of Shards' made entirely of pottery pieces,great for photos
4. 4.Visit on a weekday morning for a quieter experience where kids can take their time examining all the curious displays
5. 5.Pack water bottles since you'll be walking around both indoor and outdoor exhibits, especially important during Louisiana's hot months

Weekday mornings between 10 AM and noon offer the quietest experience with fewer crowds. Spring and fall provide the most comfortable weather for exploring the outdoor exhibits, while summer visits are best done earlier in the day to avoid Louisiana's intense afternoon heat.

Admission is very affordable (around $3-5 per person). The museum has limited air conditioning in some areas, so dress for warm weather. Parking is free and plentiful in their lot, and while there's no food service on-site, the charming town of Abita Springs is just minutes away with plenty of dining options.

Open year-round, seven days a week with consistent hours. Summer months can be very hot and humid, so plan accordingly for outdoor exhibits. The museum occasionally hosts special events and art installations, so check their social media before visiting for any unique happenings.

Abita Brew Pub (5 minutes away) offers kid-friendly burgers, pizzas, and root beer in a casual atmosphere with a Louisiana brewery vibe. The Toad Hollow Café in downtown Abita Springs serves fresh sandwiches, po-boys, and Southern comfort food perfect for families.